Trumpflation!

I want MY NAME on EVERYTHING so why not on “inflation”?

TRUMPFLATION has a ring to it that filled ME with ELATION
Since it correctly gives ME “credit” “nomenclaturly”
For something that’s attributable TOTALLY to ME
Because it has to do with the “economy” that I
Have been “managing” BRILLIANTLY through TARIFFS I apply!!!

Apparently “inflation” is when the MONEY supply

Increases without enough “backing” to to it apply

Which means whatever “value” it once used to have grows less

Which leads if it continues into a “sovereign debt” MESS

Because there’s an increasing “loss of trust” so they tell ME

For the ALMIGHTY U.S. DOLLAR which I WON’T LET BE!!!

If “loss of trust” in MONEY is a “problem” then why not

RENAME “inflation” after ME? “People” TRUST ME A LOT!

TRUMPFLATION as a “term” will create TRUST out the wazoo

Because ALL “know” I have the Branes needed to pull us through

Whatever “sovereign debt crisis” may rear its ugly head

Thus calling it TRUMPFLATION will kill MONEY “distrust” DEAD!!!

27 September 2026

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