The Greatest Enemy

For MUCH TOO LONG “Canadians” have sent their “air” MY way!

“Air” that’s filled with SMOKE from FIRES burning there all day

And night EVERY SUMMER which fill ME with ANGRY GRIEVANCE 

Because I CAN’T PLAY GOLF when SMOKE causes “lungs” INCONVENIENCE

And apparently “breathing” is IMPORTANT , OK?,

So I DEMAND “Canadian Air” from ME kept AWAY!!!

To make “air” at MY GOLF COURSES again smoke-free “pristine”

I’ll TARIFF “Canada” for EVERY “air molecule” seen

Blowing into MY Country from their “northern” DUMP where

They’re burning WILD FIRES without one concern or care

For ME not clearly seeing on MY “fairways” and “greens” where

MY “caddies” drop MY BALLS because SMOKE HAZE obscures MY stare!!!

I’ll start with TARIFFS! but you can bet I’ll VASTLY EXPAND

MY WAR with “Canada” if their “air” continues to land

Anywhere south of their “border” where I’ll MAKE THEM PAY

To construct a “vapor” WALL that makes their SMOKE “air” stay

On their side so on mine I can see MY BALLS again

But if that WALL also won’t “work” I’ll use MY SHARPIE PEN!!!

By the time MY PEN’s added to MY WAR with “kanucks”

Their END WILL BE UPON THEM because they’ll be in MY “books”

THE GREATEST ENEMY AMERIKA HAS EVER KNOWN

Because their ‘air” refuses to leave MY GOLF GAMES alone!

I don’t care about MILLIONS being told to STAY INSIDE

But STOPPING ME from PLAYING GOLF means WAR WILL BE applied!!!

18 July 2026

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