Long Or Short

MY “stock manipulations” have been going so damned well
It’s time to try another one because…well…“What the Hell?”
And so after MY latest THREAT to BLOW IRAN AWAY
“They want to make a deal so badly” is what I’ll now say
To bring the surging oil price back down to where it’s been
So I and “friends” who’ve “shorted” it don’t take it on the chin!!!

The “number” of times I have said MY WAR is “almost finished”

After renewed BOMBING I’ve increased and not diminished

Is far too high for ME to “count” but every time that I

Trade WAR for “peace” and then “peace” cease MORE PROFITS to ME fly

Both from MY own “investments” and from “kickbacks” each RICH “friend”

Who’s “long” or “short” MY MARKET based on MY “heads up” to them!!!

So I’ve again alerted “friends” that Iran DESPERATELY

Wants MY WAR to end so placed a DESPERATE “call” to ME

To “sue for peace” because I named them SCUM not worth the time

It takes to “negotiate” and instead I’ll incline

To BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THEM which I’ll do or I’ll abort

Depending on current “positions” that are “long” or “short”!!!

9 July 2026

Trump Says Iran ‘Called’ and Wants ‘to Make a Deal So Badly’ After Renewed Strikes. https://flip.it/zrsQl4