Dignity

MY SHARPIE PEN worked PERFECTLY: It only rained a bit

On MY UFC SPECTACLE! The “weather” WASN’T SHIT

And THOUSANDS in attendance on MY White House lawn did not

Suffer too unduly from the “bug bites” that they got

And MILLIONS who payed to watch got MORE than their money’s worth

Because MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT delighted them with BLOODY MIRTH!!!

The “joke”, you see, was NOT ON ME! It was on MY FOES who

Complained it wasn’t “dignified” to MY White House lawn screw

By constructing a GIANT CAGE on it where BLOOD would splatter

TO HONOR ME for turning 80 without getting fatter

Nor losing ANY of the “marbles” in MY STABLE BRANE

Which came up with a BIRTHDAY SPECTACLE beyond “insane”!!!

HEY! Why not keep MY BIRTHDAY SPECTACLE going non-stop

By covering ALL of D.C. with a GIANT BIG TOP

Under which a never-ending “CIRCUS” could occur

“Perpetually” to HONOR ME with NO RAIN to endure

Nor “bugs” because I’ll “fumigate” which means “gas masks” may be

Required by attendees for a CENTURY or “three”???

What another GREAT “Idea” MY STABLE GENIUS

Came up with and what possibly with it could go amiss?

Imagine UFC FIGHTERS BLEEDING around the clock

Day and night to HONOR ME and to BLOOD SPORT FOES MOCK

For complaining MY SPECTACLE gave “dignity” a pass

When beyond “doubt” it showed I’VE GOT “dignity” UP THE ASS!!!

15 June 2026

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