Black Sharpie Spectacle

Assuming that MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN is “working” tonight
It will be a BEAUTIFUL EVENING for MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT!
“Torrential downpours” have been “forecast” but why should I care?
MY SHARPIE PEN will GUARANTEE “rain” WON’T FALL ANYWHERE
Near MY “cage” currently obscuring MY front White House lawn
Wherein tonight BLOODY STAGED FIGHTS will turn MAGA MALES on!!!

Assuming MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN “works” on “insect life” too

Nowhere near MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT will “bugs” be getting through

To bother attendees who’ve paid to watch BLOOD SPLATTER fall

All “insects” MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN will make “nature” recall

From anywhere near MY FIGHT “cage” to WOKE BLUE STATES where they

Will be sent by MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN to DEMS BITE AWAY!!!

Assuming MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN “works” as well as it did

During MY FIRST TERM when “hurricanes’ went where I bid

Them go due to BLACK SHARPIE PEN “marks” I “drew” on a “map”

To skew them to where I told them to go and THEY DID THAT

MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT I stage tonight to HONOR ME will be

A BLOOD-FILLED SPECTACLE completely “bug” and “downpour” free!!!

14 June 2026

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