Just Around The Bend

I’m proud to announce today for the “39th” time that

MY “Iran” WAR is ALMOST OVER! In “two” weeks if that

A PEACE AGREEMENT will be signed and I can get back to

BEAUTIFYING D.C. with another ARCH or two

And digging MY White House “hole” deeper than it was before

MY need for BIGGER EPSTEIN FILE “distractions” brought WAR!!!

Just like “39” past announcements I’ve pulled from MY ASS

This time I GUARANTEE MY WAR within “two weeks” will pass

Away like a miracle like I said once before

About some DUM “virus” that THANKS TO ME you see no more!

It will, that is, unless again Iran REFUSES to

Agree to do EXACTLY what I’ve ORDERED them to do!!!

“39” times may seem like a “lot” of times but HEY!

I had to TACO every time things did not go the way

I DEMANDED they MUST go for which I BLAME OBAMA

And BIDEN for PAST FAILURES leading to the current DRAMA

That keeps UNDOING MY announcements that MY WAR WILL END

In “two weeks” and/or VICTORY is just around the bend!!!

12 June 2026

Trump says Iran war has ended, Tehran isn’t so sure. https://flip.it/BoKR2C