100 MILLION OIL BARRELS I’ve been sneaking through
The “Hormuz Straight” because being a “sneak” is what I do!
“Iran” “radar” I’ve BLOWN THE CRAP OUT OF so they can’t tell
When lights are turned off at night “ship transit” goes VERY WELL!
That “oil prices” are only a bit more pricy than
They were when I first began MY WAR with shithole “Iran”!!!
100 BILLION OIL BARRELS each night I’ve snuck through
The “Hormuz Straight” because being a “sneak” is what I do!
“Iran” “radar” I’ve BLOWN THE CRAP OUT OF so they can’t tell
When lights are turned off at night “ship transit” goes VERY WELL!
That “oil prices” are only a bit more pricy than
They were when I first began MY WAR with shithole “Iran”!!!
100 BILLION OIL BARRELS each night I’ve snuck through
The “Hormuz Straight” and STUPID “Iran” didn’t have a clue
Because besides BLOWING THE CRAP out of their “radar” I
Told “ships” to TURN THEIR LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT so no one could spy
Them sneaking through that “Straight” to bring their OIL straight to ME
Which GENIUS allowed ME to “think that up”, AS ALL AGREE!!!
100 TRILLION OIL BARRELS a minute I’ve snuck
Through the “Hormuz Straight” to rag-head “Iranians” F**K!
All those TRILLIONS of snuck BARRELS will be VERY SOON
In about “TWO” WEEKS OR LESS make oils prices swoon
SO LOW you’ll be the one who gets paid to pump them into
Your car because there’s SUCH A SURPLUS I’ve snuck through for you!!!
11 June 2026
Trump Says 100M Barrels Of Oil Passed Through Strait Of Hormuz. https://flip.it/XgdQL2
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