The New Standard

As All Know I am PERFECT in both “body” and in “brane”
So what MY FOES are saying about MY HEALTH is INSANE!
There’s NO “truth” to their “implications” I’m “falling apart”

Just because my “hands” appear as stinky as each fart
My diaper-covered ass emits and below it MY ankles
Spill out like jello-filled balloons due to something called “cankles”!!!

So Many Have Told Me NO ONE looks HEALTHIER than ME

When I’m compared to “NFL stars” they easily see

We look EXACTLY ALIKE from both the “front” and the “back”

“Physically” except “skin-wise’ (those jigaboos are BLACK!)

From “shoulders” down to “feet” their “tapered” bodies STRENGTHS disperse

Exactly like MINE DOES (except MINE “tapers” in reverse)!!!

Many Have Said PERFECT HEALTH is the new “standard” I

Have set by which ALL future PRESIDENTS will be judged by!

I pity the poor fools, not one of them will ever be

Anywhere near as HEALTHY as I WILL ALWAYS be

For UNCOUNTED “terms” to come due to TREMENDOUS “genes”

That won’t simply “extend” MY HEALTH but RAISE IT TO EXTREMES!!!

27 May 2026

Trumpworld Erupts in Fury as Coverage of His Health Takes Brutal Turn. https://flip.it/dcWocg

Trump’s Body Gets Humiliating Side-by-Side Reality Check. https://flip.it/7mDDU0