Pardon Fee

So What if some “felons” I “pardoned” paid BIG BUCKS to ME?

That’s just how they expressed “thanks” for the “generosity”

I show by giving “felons” second chances they deserve

After UNFAIR “laws” against them SO UNFAIRLY swerve!

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW MORE about what’s “fair” and what is not

And EVERYONE I’ve “pardoned” well deserved a second shot!!!

Some “money” may have been involved or so I have been told

In a few cases where “pardons” were preceded by GOLD

Exchanging hands but of such “exchanges” I’d NO “idea”

Because I’d “focused” on each case’s “merits” which made clear

To ME “injustices” were done since RICH WHITE MEN had been

Accused of “standard practices” done since “time” did begin!!!

There isn’t any “pay-to-play” shenanigans involved

Between ME and those I from “accusations” made absolved!

Every prior “thank you” payment provided to ME

Comes from someone who was treated VERY UNFAIRLY

Oh..and MY “thank you’s” prior to future “pardons” may be

Increasing as “inflation” impacts each new “pardon fee”!!!

7 May 2026

Trump pardon recipients face congressional investigation over “pay-to-play” questions. https://flip.it/FlCKh4