No Doubt

I’m heading back from “China” where things went TOTALLY GREAT!
To all I wanted “Xi” no doubt will SOON CAPITULATE!

Meanwhile we agreed “Hormuz Straight” should be reopened quick
And the U.S. should not into “Taiwan” its fingers stick
And BIDEN was the reason MY Country was in DECAY
Before I SAVED IT (I’m certain that’s what I heard him say!!!)

I LAVISHED PRAISE on “Xi” as a GREAT “friend” and he will soon

No doubt “return the compliment” because I make him swoon

For never has such a GREAT LEADER to his “country” flown

To MAKE DEALS “beneficial” to MYSELF as I am prone

To do usually by THREATENING but in his case by

PRAISING him like he’ll no doubt do to ME by and by!!!

Just what will gain through MY “visit” we’ll have to wait and see

But no doubt it will lead to GREAT DEALS I can guarantee

Because all know The Art of the Deal is MY “stock in trade”

And “Xi” knows I can back MY DEALS with MY THREATS TO INVADE

His pip-squeak “country” if he does not SOON kow tow to ME

And ACCEPT “terms” I DEMAND (to which no doubt he’ll AGREE!!!).

15 May 2026

Trump and top CEOs leave a more self-reliant China with few deals to show for it. https://flip.it/i-3N-Z