Ever Lower

Let’s return to Mike Johnson upon whom I depend

To as “complicit “ TOADIES go deeper than most can bend

Down to kiss MY diaper-covered ass by slavishly

PRAISING things I’ve done “Obama” did “better” than ME

Without mentioning Barrack HUSSEIN to make MAGAS think

ONLY I ALONE could do what he to do would STINK!!!

When that shrimp Mike Johnson became “Speaker of the House”

Because the guy who filled that role before him was a louse

And the next guy I wanted after they kicked the louse out

Couldn’t get the “votes” needed, not even thereabout

They “compromised” on Johnson which at first did NOT PLEASE ME

Because he’s SUCH A DICK but WHAT A TOAD he’s proved to be!!!

The “tweet” Johnson just “tweeted” out to upon ME heap PRAISE 

For MY “negotiation” SKILL that “Iran” does AMAZE 

And his belief that ONLY I have the “ability”

To “negotiate” the MESS Joe Biden left to ME

May “twist” the “truth” a bit but as “gaslighting” clearly shows

That KISSING MY ASS EVER LOWER is where Johnson goes!!!

So here’s to Mike, whose latest “tweet” about MY SKILL exposes

That when it comes ASS-KISSING his “gaslighting” discloses

His willingness to place himself “behind” MY bulbous “rear”

Where EVER LOWER he’ll keep kissing MY “posterior”!

Of course eventually I’ll throw him under the bus too

But for now “gaslit” “negotiation” SKILL from him will do!!!

25 May 2026

Mike Johnson tweets only Trump could get Iran to negotiate: The Internet gives him a history lesson. https://flip.it/EdChkF