Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Speed Is Of The Essence

Of Course I said that “taxpayers” would never have to pay
A penny for MY BALLROOM but that was so yesterday
Before one more “assignation attempt” I pulled off
To hoist the PRESSING NEED for MY SECURITY aloft!
The “take-away” is that MY “life” must NEVER EVER be
THREATENED AGAIN and MY BALLROOM’S its ONLY guarantee!!!

Of Course I said RICH DONORS would all MY BALLROOM’S COSTS carry!
But that was then and this is now and things have gotten hairy
Enough for ME to say “You see: THREATS to MY “life” demand
MY BALLROOM be built faster than originally planned!”
And that requires FUNDS that can IMMEDIATELY fill
The till and that’s why your “tax dollars” ALONE fit the bill!!!

Of Course I said MY RICH “friends” would be sending checks to ME
But that takes time because “quid pro quos” they expect to see
And to think up those “quid pro quos” in each OLIGARCH’S case
Takes time to arrange and that would be much too slow a pace
To get MY BALLROOM’s ERECTION towering to the sky
Quickly enough to PROTECT ME from FOES hoping I’ll DIE!!!

Therefore Of Course there’s PRESSING NEED for your “tax bucks” to pay
For MY TREMENDOUS BALLROOM which cannot afford delay
Which is the reason Lindsey Graham has from his closet come
To “request” 400 BILLION from you tax-paying scum
So MONEY can IMMEDIATELY to MY BALLROOM flow
Without the need for any time-consuming “quid pro quo”!!!

28 April 2026

GOP Senators Unveil Plan to Pay for $400 Million White House Ballroom With Taxpayer Funds. https://flip.it/DzYSf9

Fury as Republicans outline plans to have taxpayers pay for White House ballroom after all. https://flip.it/LtP6Aa

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