Promises

So What if “high gas prices” won’t be going away soon?

So What if J.D. Vance has trouble filling up a room?

So What if “polls” are “tanking” for ME and MY toady crew?

So What if with “Epstein” most people “think” I’d much to do?

So What if WAR in “Iran” could “indefinitely” last?

So What if none “recall” a WORST TIME EVER in the past?

I don’t “worry” AT ALL about “concerns” going around

About “messes” created ever since I got to town!

In VERY FEW appearances of ME again on stage

Voters will come flocking back to VICTORY engage

In both the “House” and “Senate” where MY MAGA MOB will WIN

By even GREATER LANDSLIDES than the “three” that put ME in!

All it will take to make MY MAGA CULT LOVE ME once more

Is MY return to RALLY MODE in cities by the score

Where MILLIONS if not BILLIONS of FANS will attend to see

ME “entertain” them with repeated claims of ROBBERY

And winks and nods that indicate their “bigotry” and “hate”

Are not only OK with ME but things I “think” are GREAT!!!

So So What if a FEW MAGAS say they “regret” their “votes”

For ME? BILLIONS at MY RALLIES IGNORE such “sour notes”

From TRAITORS and BELIEVE ME when I say EVERYTHING’s GREAT

Including MY WAR that’s going MORE “swimmingly” of late

And “gas prices” that will go MUCH MORE LOWER VERY SOON

As oft-repeated “promises” sell in each CROWDED ROOM!!!

17 April 2026

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