So Far Away

The bottom line for ME is OIL WARS all represent
VAST POOLS OF MONEY I into MY COFFERS can get sent
By ATTACKING WEAK “countries” within which OIL’s found
Waiting for “extraction” from “locations” underground
And pumped inside big “boats” for “shipment” to places that will
PAY ME TONS OF CASH MONEY when their “storage tanks” I fill!!!

MY toady troops in “Congress” are all VERY WORRIED that

“Gas prices” have increased since I began MY “Iran” spat

Because they’re “reading” “writing on the wall” that “voters” will

Come “midterms” VOTE THEM OUT if car gas tanks they cannot fill

With CHEAP GAS I had “promised” them were coming VERY SOON

Before MY WAR sent OIL PRICES heading for the MOON!!!

Everybody “thinks” I’m “worried” I will be “IMPEACHED”

Once the “majority” MY toads now occupy is breached

By DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in if “elections” remain

Happening which they WON’T since I’ll TOTALLY RESTRAIN

Them long enough to pocket BILLIONS from MY OIL WARS

Before I “extradite” MYSELF to “friendly” foreign shores!!!

A “private” island near St. Thomas where I’ve had a blast

Might be an OK starting point for VAST CASH I’ve amassed

From WARS I’ve started everywhere OIL WEALTH can be found

Until MUCH FARTHER AWAY with MY OIL WEALTH I’m bound

To “Hungary” maybe at first but then ultimately

To MOTHER RUSSIA where PUTIN leaves porch lights on for ME!!!

MY “get RICH being President” end game is drawing nigh

I’ve had TWO GREAT RUNS but it’s time to bid MY toads bye-bye

And let them fight it out with DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in

While I “get out of Dodge” before the those DEMS again begin

To start “impeachment hearings” for the FOURTH attempt that they

May gain “conviction” for I LAUGH AT from SO FAR AWAY!!!

23 March 2026

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