Can’t Afford To Wait

I can’t afford to wait much longer for that “strait” to be
Opened because HIGH GAS PRICES have been KILLING ME
Along with EVERY GOP toady in “Congress” too
NONE of whom have got a clue about what I should do
To END this WAR they should have NOT “permitted” ME to start
Which some dumb “Constitution” I IGNORED said was their part!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer for “Iran” to be

For FREEDOM I’ve bestowed upon it “beholden” TO ME!

MY DAMNED “advisors” promised ME in ONE SHORT DAY OR LESS

After I ‘d ATTACKED THEM they’d all THANK ME for the MESS

They had been “living” under if I used BOMBS to remove

It and their DUMB “Ayatollah” to their “lives” improve!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “midterms” are 

Approaching RAPIDLY and if “voters” who drive a car

Are still “upset” about GAS PRICES staying HIGH when they

Go to “vote” a BLUE WAVE could wash MY toadies away

And DEMONCRATS could then IMPEACH ME without Toads around

In sufficient numbers to rule NO “conviction” found!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “voters” are

Up a creek without a paddle if they drive a car

And that creek that’s known as “shit” will soon VERY “shitty” be

If GAS PRICES REMAIN HIGH for GOP toads and ME!

And so the latest in the series of THREATS I’ll be making

Is to OBLITERATE “plants” in which “Iran’s” “power’s” baking!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer so without delay

I hereby THREATEN to blow “Iran’s” “power plants” away

If that “strait’s” NOT REOPENED in EXACTLY “48”

“Hours” from whatever “time” I did initiate

MY THREAT to use MY POWER to their “power plants” DESTROY

To OBLITERATE “convictions” that would ME ANNOY!!!

22 March 2026

Trump threatens to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants over Strait of Hormuz blockade. https://flip.it/_rNvyd

The genuine reason Trump is trapped - and why Americans are up a creek. https://flip.it/7SqsP-