Nobody Told Me!

The “price” of OIL will be WHAT I SAY IT IS, OK?,

Once I have blown the last rag-heads who closed some “straight” away!

Those BASTARDS had the “nerve” to “think” they’d keep DEFYING ME

After MY “Peace Plan”, the GREATEST PLAN in “history”

I took the time to “offer” them to OIL again score

Through that “Straight of Hormuz” so MY NEW PLAN’ to BOMB THEM MORE!!!!

What I first called a “war” which then an “excursion” became

A “military operation” they want ME to name

Because apparently I “should have got” “permission” to

DECLARE “WAR” from Toads in “Congress” I already knew

Would say it was OK to BOMB THE HELL out of “Iran”

So why DELAY when I “knew” MY Toads would APPROVE MY PLAN???

MY “WAR excursion operation” militarily

Thanks to MY NO NEED FOR “APPROVAL” PLAN went SWIMMINGLY

Ans would have been WON on DAY ONE but for some twist of fate

That placed near “Iran’s” territory some DUMB “Hormuz Straight”

Through which apparently some OIL “daily” had passed through

Which NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT so NOT of it I “knew”!!!

Whatever they say I should call “WAR” it’s still “WAR” to ME

A WAR that should have ENDED after “Iran” I MADE FREE

But thanks to MY INCOMPETENT “Advisors” on it goes

Because that STUPID “Straight of Hormuz” those rag-heads did close

Never was a “factor” in MY TREMENDOUS WAR PLAN

Because NOBOBY TOLD ME OIL flowed ‘straight” past “Iran”!!!

27 March 2026

Trump Thinks He Can Magically Control the Price of Oil. https://flip.it/64xfP9

Trump calls the Iran conflict a military operation. https://flip.it/A5ZLa6