Necessarily

Listen to Toad Johnson! Listen as close as you can

And you will hear that we are SO NOT AT WAR with “Iran”!

MY “troop deployment” underway’s a VERY DIFFERENT thing

From putting “boots on the ground” claims MY FOES against ME fling!

“Deployment” just means I am “moving” “troops” from “A” to “B”

And where their “boots” arrive is NOT WAR necessarily!!!!

I could be “deploying” those “troops” to LOTS of places where

There has NEVER EVER been ANY kind of WARFARE!

I’ve no “idea” where that could be but FOES should NOT assume

That just because they’re heading to the “Middle East” they’ll soon

Be involved in “armed conflict” - NOT necessarily!

Maybe they’re on an OCEAN CRUISE that is FREE thanks to ME!!!

Toad Johnson NEVER LIES so you can totally believe

Him when he says WE’RE NOT AT WAR so there’s no need to grieve

For MY Marines I have “deployed” to wherever the ship

They “deploy” on ends up so MY FOES should GET A GRIP

On their “concerns” about “boots on the ground” because you see

“Boots” on ships AREN’T on “ground”, they’re on “sea” necessarily!!!

26 March 2026

House Speaker Mike Johnson still says the U.S. isn’t at war with Iran - Troop deployments be damned. https://flip.it/L9N_LB