Read My Lips

I don’t need no stinkin’ “sign language services” at

MY “press briefings” and “rallies” and “speeches” where both MY fat

Pig lips I flap for hours to express MY BIDEN HATE

And to describe in detail EVERYTHING I’ve done that’s GREAT

Because there aren’t too many “deaf” MAGA VOTERS, OK?

And who needs “signs” when pig lips words can be “read” anyway???

So “READ MY LIPS!”, “deaf people”: HEALTHY folks who “hear” agree

You don’t deserve “special treatment” for your “infirmity”!

Who Cares if you “can’t hear” ME?, you can “read” what MY lips say

In the HUNDREDS of ANGRY POSTS I issue night and day

Through TRUTH SOCIAL, the FINEST “website” EVER to be found

Since the “online Internet thingie” first came around!!!

So I say NO to “sign language services” when I speak

Or Toads speaking for ME to convince you your “lives” AREN’T “bleak”

Thanks to MY “economy” through “trade tariffs” and stuff

YOU’VE GAINED SO MUCH it’s YOUR FAULT if to you your lives seem “rough”!

Just buy your kids LESS TOYS this Christmas - those “pencils” and “dolls”

You OVERBUY prevent MY “tariffs” from decking your halls!!!

 

13 December 2025

Sign language services “intrude” on Trump’s ability to control his image, administration says. https://flip.it/iUzc3o

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