Repossessing Blessing

What do I care if “farmers” may lose their “property” soon
It’s NOT MY TARIFFS that have sent their “incomes” in a swoon!
It’s CHINA’S FAULT for having decided to play “hardball”

By refusing to buy “soybeans” and other “crops” all

U.S. “farmers” “grow” - why didn’t they grow other “crops”

In “fields” they’ll soon be losing after a bill their BANK drops?

IT’S NOT MY FAULT China did not to MY TARIFFS succumb!

It’s the FAULT of “farmers” who had already begun

To “grow” “crops” China could buy elsewhere through non-TARIFFED buys

Once impacts from MY TARIFFS hit between their slanted eyes!

The “farmers” in MY Country jumped the gun with each dumb crop

They’d “planted” before finding out if Chinese “buys” would stop!!!

They tell ME U.S. “farmers” were MY BIGGEST MAGA FANS

Before lost “sales” to China disrupted their “mortgage” plans

But it is NOT MY TARIFFS’ FAULT they foolishly began

To “grow” “crops” China DOESN’T WANT which made ME have to plan

To BAIL THEM OUT by spending BILLIONS I’d much rather keep

For MYSELF but “votes”, I guess, are worth a price so steep!!!

But HEY, there’s one group more important than “farmers” who “vote”

For ME and that’s RICH BANKERS who are set to choke the throat

Of every “farmer” dumb enough to “mortgage” to the hilt

The “property” they “grow” “crops” on the Chinese will now jilt

And even more important to ME is each OLIGARCH

Who owns that land they’ll REPOSSESS once “family farms” go dark!!!

So SCREW poor MAGA “farmers”, their “BAIL-OUT BILLIONS I’ll keep

For MYSELF despite making those “voting” for ME weep

Because they cannot sell the “crops” they “planted” ill-advised

About how China would react to pokes in slanted eyes

And OLIGARCHS will be SO GRATEFUL for “foreclosures” they

Use to REPOSSESS “farmland” they’ll send KICKBACKS BACK MY WAY!!!

14 December 2025

More financially depressed farmers are expected to lose their property soon as loan repayments and income continue to falter. https://flip.it/.wUIc_