I Insist!!!

Food prices have become SO CHEAP THANKS TO ME you’ll soon see

When you go to your “super market” they’ll give you “food” FREE!

Thanks to MY TREMENDOUS TARIFFS you won’t have to “buy”

“Groceries” you take home because “costs” to them won’t apply!

BELIEVE ME when I say concerning your next shopping list

“Grocery costs” are DOWN and they’ll remain so I INSIST!!!

I’m VERY “disappointed” Fox News has joined the WOKE ranks

Of FAKE FRAUD NEWS “reporting” about “food costs” breaking banks!

I INSIST “food costs” are DOWN and so they HAVE TO BE

Because when I declare things are they HAVE TO OBEY ME!

So IGNORE FAKE FRAUD “reports” about “high” costs that persist

No matter how “high” they “appear” they’re LOWER I INSIST!!!

I ALSO INSIST you IGNORE all FAKE FRAUD “polls” that say

MY “popularity” too’s getting “lower” every day!

Getting “lower” ONLY to “food prices” does apply

NOT to MY “popularity” which keeps on FLYING HIGH!

EVERYBODY LOVES ME so MY “popularity” 

GROWS EVER HIGHER because I INSIST IT SO MUST BE!!!

6 October 2025

Fox News slams food prices under Trump. “Republicans are going to have a big problem”. https://flip.it/76pqX6

Harris Poll: Half call grocery prices unaffordable. https://flip.it/lPgshm

Trump insists grocery prices are down. Do Americans buy it? https://flip.it/9VHCjD

New Poll: More than half of Americans say Trump’s policies have hurt the economy. https://flip.it/OP4i1E

Trump’s Approval Rating Sets New Record. https://flip.it/guKzKO