Ever Lower

MY blonde bimbo Barbie spokesperson caught a lot of flack
For “math” she cited to prove MY SUCCESSFUL “drug” attack!
She boasted I would be reducing drug prices by more
Than “one” “two” or “three” HUNDRED “percent” “lower” than before!!!

I’d already said I’d gain THOUSAND “percent” reductions

So why did a few HUNDRED “percent” she claimed cause such ructions?

HUNDREDS are “less” than THOUSANDS or so they’re telling ME

So why for “lower” “numbers” should she be MOCKED UNFAIRLY???

No matter what “percentage point drop” is the bottom line

THANKS TO ME is it’s “lower” than it was before MY time!

What’s that?…I should boast that it’s “higher” than it was before

MY SECOND LANDSLIDE VICTORY swept ME back in the door???

GODDAMNIT! DON’T CONFUSE ME! All “know” EVERYTHING must be

“Lower” because going ever “lower” DEFINES ME!

“Bureaucracy’s” MUCH “lower” since big-balled DOGE I brought on

And some dumb thing called “empathy” I’ve made SO “low” it’s GONE!!!

So don’t tell me I should be boasting I’ve made something “higher”

Than before I threw “human rights” upon a funeral pyre!

Going “higher” SUCKS and I FORBID it to restrain

ME from going ever “lower” to new “lows” attain!!!

7 October 2025

Karoline Leavett Makes Math Not-So-Great-Again With Ridiculous Claim. https://flip.it/6kOyMx