ERIC???

You simply can’t make this stuff up! My DUMBEST “son” thinks he
Could be in line for President in the TRUMP DYNASTY

All MAGA Cultists expect MY TRUMP FAMILY will create
Without realizing unlike ME NONE of MY “sons” are GREAT!!!

Don Jr.’s always been a TOTAL LOSER in MY eyes

But Eric’s proving even DUMBER than I realize

To think that he has any shot at MY slot after I

“Retire” or MY GREAT GENES kiss MY MANLY ASS goodbye!!!

My once Epstein-worthy daughter is smart enough to know

She could well be the next in line if she keeps lying low

My “sons” however are SO DUMB neither could ever be

The TRUMP DYNASTY’s future Presidential selectee!!!

What’s that? I have another “son” besides those STUPID two?

Oh yeah..that real weird “Brendon” kid Melanoma did spew

Out after I’d been busy cheating on her because she

Was “pregnant” and so wasn’t putting out enough for ME!!!

Well…maybe he’s MY “son” I guess…it’s kind of hard to say

Because he doesn’t look like ME in ANY kind of way

He’s crazy tall and nowhere near as MANLY broad across

As MY “physique” so to think he’s MY “son” puts ME at loss!!!

But “be that as it may” lets return to MY DUMBEST “son”

“Eric” who somehow believes he could win the Prez run

After CENTURIES pass and MY GENES “retire” ME

You simply can’t make this stuff up!!! ERIC??? COME ON!!! REALLY???

2 September 2025

Eric Trump Weighs In On Possible Presidential Run. https://flip.it/Q8j0H8