Alterations

Every single day I come up with something brand new
To do to alter MY White House from its red white and blue
Boring “historic’ design into the GOLDEN home
Worthy of the HONOR of containing MY GOLD THRONE
And GOLDEN-ENCRUSTED OFFICE where sunglasses are now needed
Upon entry because the glare there the sun has exceeded!!!

MY changes started “modestly” with MY GOLD TOILET THRONE

During MY FIRST “term” and that was about it alone

Except for Melanoma’s blood-red Christmas tree decor

Which I granted her “right” to do to placate the dumb whore

But now that I’ve moved in AGAIN and NEVER plan to leave

It’s time to change the whole damn place to it’s BOREDOM relieve!!!

And so I “appliquéd” all “Oval Office” walls I found

With styrofoam GOLD stick-ons I had “Amazon” send round

For free because Bezos owes ME and GOLD TROPHIES galore

Gathering dust in storage before I came through the door

And GILDED picture frames surrounding all “portraits” portrayed

Including those of ME that on MY office walls pervade!!!

I next paved some “rose garden” that had been wasted on “plants”

To make a concrete PATIO like the one supplicants

Sit around on under umbrellas with drinks I sell

Them at Mar-a-Lago if bribes they brought ME went well

I haven’t used MY PATIO yet but at least I’ve killed

All those thorny “rose bushes” with which the space had been filled!!!

MY newest brand new alteration at MY White House will

Construct the GOLDEN BALLROOM I require to fulfill

The “image” I have of residing in MY OWN “Versailles”

Like the one they had in “France” before heads went bye-bye

But since MY head’s in NO DANGER of abrupt separation

It deserves to reside in similar accommodation!!!

Each alteration I make to MY White House will ensure

For CENTURIES AHEAD MY “legacy” there stays secure

Because during those CENTURIES I’ll be residing there

Applying new “ideas” to impose MY “BRAND” EVERYWHERE

Until the boring “White House” I’ve altered beyond recall

And the new GOLDEN PALACE I erect STANDS STRAIGHT AND TALL!!!

1 September 2025

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