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That woman I am “married” to (what the heck is her name?)

Went to see a show last night thinking we’d bask in fame

At that “Kennedy Center” I’d commandeered for ME

To be the ***!!!CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD!!!*** for all eternity

But although the ***!!!RED CARPET!!!*** they laid down for ME was nice

The “response” from the “audience” for ME did NOT suffice!!!

Although a few ***!!!APPLAUDED!!!*** ME and chanted ***!!!U.S.A.!!!***

Most of those present loudly ***!!!BOOED!!!*** when I looked down their way

With what’s her name from the high gilded box seat I’d appended

Way up high to house ***!!!MY PRESENCE!!!*** when I there attended

It was a “reception” ***!!!UNACCEPTABLE!!!** to ME

So from now on those wanting “tickets” must pledge ***!!!LOYALTY!!!***!!!

So as the ***!!!CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD!!*** I hereafter demand

NO “audience” at any future show gets out of hand

When I am in “attendance” with or without what’s her name

And to assure all there ***!!!RESPECT ME!!!*** and ***!!!PROCLAIM MY FAME!!!***

The tickets for any new show future audiences see

I’ll only sell to those who’ve signed a **!!!PLEDGE OF LOYALTY!!!*** !!!

This ticket policy will allow ME to more things do

Than painfully recover after hearing MY ***!!!FOES!!!*** ***!!!BOO!!!***

Like making sure MY rolling “Reichstag Fire” can proceed

Apace in California as the last excuse I need

To declare ***!!!MARTIAL LAW!!! and through it crack down on all who

Dare to at anything I do ***!!!DISRESPECTFULLY!!!*** ***!!!BOO!!!***!!!

12 June 2025

This video of Donald Trump being booed at the Kennedy Center is going viral. https://flip.it/pTpHkG