Thursday, June 12, 2025

Insider Trading

Dumb “investors” are buying from ***!!!SMART INVESTORS!!! who sell
Stocks to them at each “TACO” top where you won’t hear ME tell
MY fellow ***!!!OLIGARCH!!!*** “friends” and MY Hill toads directly
What I am planning to do next to increase their ***!!!MONEY!!!***
Instead like any smart “mob boss” things I say only “hint”
At what I’m telling them I’ll do to help them make a ***!!!MINT!!!*** !!!

***!!!SMART INVESTORS!!!*** are selling to dumb suckers who buy
Because dummies buy “promises” that I alone apply
To convince them MY  ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** are ***!!!SOON!!!*** to be a ***!!!DONE DEAL!!!***
Once I have turned the screws on “China” to make those chinks squeal
To gain for ME a ***!!!SUPER DEAL!!!*** on “rare metals” they mine
For if they don’t their ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** I’ll ***!!!INCREASE!!!*** yet one more time!!!

So as a “stock investor” you can be as ***!!!SMART!!!*** as ME
If you listen to MY “hints” about what next I’ll be
Doing to “manipulate” the “market” I ***!!!CONTROL!!!***
To make MY ***!!!WEALTH!!!*** increase daily and thus achieve MY “goal”
To be the ***!!!RICHEST PRESIDENT!!!*** who’s ever won election
Thanks to “insider trading” based in changed “TACO” direction!!!

12 June 2025

Wall Street has coined a new term for Trump’s tariff threats. https://flip.it/os686m

Banning stock trading by Congress is a critical step in restoring public trust. https://flip.it/cnLpGc

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