Nobody Rains On My Parade!!!

There’s “talk” they’ll **!!!CANCELLING!!!*** MY ***!!!PARADE!!!*** due to a ***!!!THUNDERSTORM!!!***!
I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN l! I DEMAND NO ***!!!STORMS!!!*** be born!

And thus will so ***!!!COMMAND!!!*** “God” and if he won’’t ***!!!OBEY!!!*** ME

I’ll ***!!!FIRE!!!*** him and use MY pen to make “weather” agree

And thus create ***!!!PERFECT CONDITIONS!!! under which ***!!!FANS!!!*** see

MY **!!!TANKS!!!*** roll past “bleachers” ***!!!PACKED FULL!!!*** of those who took MY fee!!!

 

I totally ***!!!FORBID!!!*** “inclement weather” to appear

On the day MY ***!!!PARADE!!!*** ***!!!EGO-STROKES!!!*** ME ear to ear!

With black sharpie pen tightly clutched in MY massive right hand

I’ll ***!!!VETO!!!*** any attempts by” “God” to let ***!!!RAIN STORMS!!!*** stand!

NOBODY RAINS ON MY PARADE!!! and that’s including he

Who “chose” ME as his ***!!!SUCCESSOR!!!*** on Earth eternally!!!

Thus the “weather” will be ***!!!PERFECT!!!*** when MY ***MARINES!!!*** march by

And MY ***!!!TANKS!!!*** crushing D.C. streets drive “repair costs” sky high

And the ***!!!LARGEST CROWD PERIOD!!!*** any ***!!!PARADE!!!*** has seen

Enable ME to ***!!!STROKE MY EGO!!!*** to levels obscene!

And HEY!!!…since MY black sharpie pen can make “God’s” ***!!!STORMS!!!*** take flight

Why not use it to make the sun shine on MY ***!!!PARADE!!!*** night???

13 June 2025

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