Marshall Law

Margie Green wants ME to declare “Marshall Law”, OK?
And even though she spelled it wrong (or so I’m told they say)
I still think it’s a ***!!!GREAT IDEA!!!*** so I’m planning to do it
To make all those ***!!!PROTESTING ME!!!*** desist or they will rue it!!!

I don’t exactly understand what “Marshall Law” entails

But MY toad minions say it will end MY ***!!!PROTEST!!!*** travails

By letting ME ***!!!KILL!!!*** “legally” all ***ENEMIES!!!*** who dare

***!!!PROTEST!!!*** against whatever “policies” I declare fair!!!

So MY ***!!!BIRTHDAY PARADE!!!*** will offer ME MY perfect chance

To “legally” end with ***!!!HOT LEAD!!! every ***!!!PROTESTING!!!*** stance

***!!!AGAINST ME!!!*** in…WHAT!!!! HOW MANY??? ***!!!TWO THOUSAND NATIONWIDE

LOCATIONS!!!*** YIKES!!! Here’s hoping “Marshall Law” ***!!!GUNS!!!** turn that tide!!!

14 June 2025

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