Mine Alone

“They” claim we’re on the “precipice” of a “brane drain”, OK?,

Because I’ve taken lots of “federal grant money” away!

I say that that’s ***!!!BALONEY!!!***!!! With MY ***!!!GENIUS!!!*** alone

***!!!MAGALAND!!!*** is ***!!!SMARTER!!!*** than all other ***!!!KINGDOMS!!!*** known!

MY ***!!!BRANE!!!*** is all that’s needed to keep MY country on top

So who cares if some so-called “brane drain” I’ve started won’t stop???

Of claims that “branes” are “draining” no fine ***!!!MAGAS!!!*** need have fears

Because they know the can rely on what’s between MY ears:

The ***!!!BIGGEST BESTEST SMARTEST BRANE!!!*** the world has ever known

Residing within orange skin that covers MY coiffed dome!!!

What need has ***!!!MAGALAND!!!*** for other “branes” when ***!!!MINE ALONE!!!***

Is so much more ***!!!INTELLIGENT!!!*** than any other known???

So have NO fear if you hear “branes” are “draining: MINE IS NOT!!!

And MINE’s the only “brane” that ***!!!MAGALAND!!!*** needs to stay ***!!!HOT!!!***

And ***!!!HOT!!!*** is what we will remain as many have told ME

Because the ***!!!GREATEST GENIUS BRANE EVER KNOWN!!!*** will be

Steering ***!!!MAGALAND!!!*** towards its ***!!!BRILLIANT!!!*** “future” where

All lesser “branes” I’ve “drained” away so ***!!!MINE ALONE!!!*** reins there!!!

16 June 2025

Researchers claim U.S. is on the “precipice” of brain drain as Trump cuts federal grants. https://flip.it/1_4-Di