Eat It Raw!

SO WHAT if it’s an “airplane”!!! The ***!!!PRESIDENT!!!*** MUST “fly”

To MY ***!!!GOLF COURSES!!!*** each weekend to about ***GOLF!!!*** scores lie
And to ***!!!RICH!!!*** shit-hole “countries” where ass-kissing “governments”
Line MY pockets with ***!!!TRIBUTE!!!*** MY ***!!!FOES!!!*** call “emoluments”!!!
SO WHAT if they are so-called “bribes”??? There’s nothing ***!!!FOES!!!*** can do
About them since MY “Supreme Court” bid ME bid “laws” adieu!!!

SO WHAT if MY “corruption” has descended further down

Below the level I’d achieved when I first sacked this town
Before fake fraud false votes very unfairly sidetracked ME
For a four-year “hiatus” ‘ere again MY ***!!!TYRANNY!!!***

Got back on track to even better “emoluments” sweep

In than during the first four years I began to “bribes” reap!!!

SO WHAT if the most expensive “emolument” I’ve gotten

Is a ***!!!FOUR HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR!!!*** “bribe” from a place rotten

With so much ***!!!OIL WEALTH!!!*** that plane’s a cheap way they can be

“Currying MY favor” by giving it ***!!!FREE!!!*** to ME!

Screw that stupid “emoluments clause”, it’s just one more “law”

Among all I can “legally” now tell to EAT IT RAW!!!

13 May 2025

Trump’s plan to accept free Air Force One replacement from Qatar raises ethical and security issues. https://flip.it/5yNVnr

Why Qatar is bribing Trump. https://flip.it/dIhd9W