10 Times 5

I work so very hard almost 10 minutes every day
Signing MY name on ***!!!EXECUTIVE ORDERS!!!*** sent MY way
By Project 2025 creators who await
My signature to authorize what next they’ll decimate
Of  ***!!!WOKE LIBTARD!!!*** “democracy” so that MY sovereign reign
Is unburdened by “laws” MY name lets them flush down the drain!!!

Because I work so very hard 50 minutes each week

(For they tell ME 10 minutes “times” 5 days “equals” the peak

Amount of time I “labor”) then of course I need a break

When ***!!!GOLF WEEKENDS!!!*** arrive and I at them can recreate!

And since I work almost ***!!!ONE HOUR!!!*** each week without fail

To fix MY country why shouldn’t it pay “fees” that prevail?

They tell ME those “fees” total ***!!!26 MILLION!!!*** now spent

On ***!!!GOLF WEEKENDS!!!*** that get ME from MY workweek tasks unbent

I say that that’s a ***!!!BARGAIN PRICE!!!*** to ensure I am ready 

To face each new week’s workload with MY sharpie pen held steady

To for yet one more arduous “10 times 5” workweek sign

More ***!!!ORDERS!!!*** before MY next ***!!!GOLF WEEKEND!!!*** joins the long line!!!

18 May 2025

Trump’s golf habit has county at breaking point: “We are not being reimbursed”. https://flip.it/M5bH9n