With All I Do Agree!

I am the ***!!!GREATEST BUSINESSMAN!!!*** the world has ever seen!!!
The ***!!!BUSINESS!!!*** I conduct is ***!!!BUSINESS!!!*** well above the mean!!!
Ask ANYONE who has done ***!!!BUSINESS!!!*** with ME what they think
And EVERY ONE will tell you that MY ***!!!BUSINESS!!!*** shit don’t stink!!!

Of course I always ***!!!WIN!!!*** in ***!!!BUSINESS DEALS!!!*** but why “atone”
For being  ***!!!SO MUCH SMARTER!!!*** in “dealings” to which I”m prone?
The ***!!!BUSINESS DEALINGS!!!*** bar I set SO HIGH in every deal

Makes those I’m dealing with sob sigh cry moan whimper and squeal!!!

Because I am the ***!!!GREATEST BUSINESSMAN!!!*** upon the planet

Most other so-called “businessmen” RESPECT MY flame and fan it!!!

But there are still a VERY FEW who don’t realize they’d be

Much better ***!!!BUSINESSMEN!!!*** if they’d with ALL I DO agree!!!

And that is why those few who do not MY TARIFFS RESPECT

Because they’re so dumb they to ***!!!BUSINESS GENIUS!!!*** “object”

Will be those next I arrest and ship to El Salvador

After no ***!!!TATTOOED TERRORISTS!!!*** pollute MY land no more!!!

I had intended to next find arrest and ship away

Homegrown woke “citizens” but I’ll now put them on delay

Until every dumb “businessman” who does not kiss MY ass

By RESPECTING MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** deals themselves a one-way pass!!!

So if you strive to be a ***!!!BUSINESSMAN!!!*** as ***!!!SMART!!!*** as ME

Which ‘though you may aspire to you nowhere near could be

RESPECT MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** which across the planet I’ve been spewing

By publicly declaring you know I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!

21 April 2025

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