Rumor Control

They tell me a few so-called “people” “rallied” yesterday

But I didn’t see anyone at MY golf course, OK?

It was so nice and quiet at the tournament I ***!!!WON!!!***

It proved to ME rumors of “rallies” being spread by scum

Must have been untrue because as all know and agree

None against ME would “rally” because EVERYONE LOVES ME!!!

I ***!!!WON!!!*** yet one more tournament because MY playing’s ***!!!GREAT!!!**

And also because when I ***!!!OWN!!!*** the course there’s no debate

About MY ***!!!SOVEREIGN RIGHT!!!*** to ***!!!WIN!!!*** so all concede I do

No matter how many “gimmies” they give ME as MY due

And so I won the “second round” and as the first round’s host

Today I’ll ***!!!WIN!!!*** again and on “Truth Social” MY ***!!!WIN!!!*** post!!!

And even though I “cheat” A LOT to ***!!!WIN!!!*** every golf game

I play on courses ***!!!OWNED BY ME!!!*** I have to just the same

“Concentrate” on how to “cheat” on every hole I play

And “concentration” takes “focus” so MY “staff” knows that they

Must shield MY ears from hearing about anything distracting

Like “demonstrations” “nationwide” that have ***!!!LOVE FOR ME!!!*** lacking!!!

And that is why I don’t hear rumors about “rallies” that

MY “staff” shields ME completely from so MY game won’t fall flat!

It would be too hard to find ways to “cheat” on every game

To guarantee ***!!!ANOTHER WIN!!!*** like all before the same

If I became distracted by rumors of “rallies” that

MUST NOT EXIST!!! because they’re not heard nor seen where I’m at!!!

6 April 2025

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