Fully Justify

There is NO TRUTH to rumors that MY “poll ratings” are “low”!!!
It’s FAKE NEWS that they cannot very much more “lower” go!!!
As MOST POPULAR ***!!!PRESIDENT!!!*** America has seen
It’s little wonder FAKE poll “ratings” make ME want to SCREAM!!!
But since I NEVER raise MY voice when anything's up-fucked
I’ll instead DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!!! be conducted!!!

All “DOJ”, “FBI”, and “CIA” personnel

I ORDER to drop everything except working like HELL

ON an INVESTIGATION as their TOP PRIORITY

Of “Negative Poll Ratings” which are AS FAKE AS CAN BE!!!

All “pollsters” who conducted them and “media” reporting

Their FAKE RESULTS will be the NEXT ILLEGALS I’m DEPORTING!!!

But HEY! Why WASTE bucks I could pull into MY vault instead

By “deportation” when I could just order be made DEAD

Everyone claiming MY “polls” place ME “deep underwater”

I am above ALL “laws” so why not just resort to SLAUGHTER???

Bullets will be MUCH CHEAPER than flights to El Salvador

When it comes to ensuring FAKE RATINGS are NO MORE!!!

So here’s MY “plan” (and it’s a “doozy” if I do say so):

If you conduct and/or report FAKE RATINGS you’ll soon know

The sound of knocking at your door around midnight and then

You’ll be EXECUTED by black sharpie stroke of pen

Because the next ***!!!EXECUTIVE ORDER!!!*** I sign will say

FAKE RATINGS fully “justify” BLOWING YOUR ASS AWAY!!!

28 April 2025

Donald Trump Demands Investigations Into Negative Poll Ratings. https://flip.it/Z5jI2U

“Fake news”: Trump is lashing out as approval plummets. https://flip.it/DvqyWs