Profitable Mess

Lately several articles appearing in FAKE NEWS

Are saying MY ‘economy’ I’m trying to abuse!

Of course I’ll scream and yell to claim I totally deny it

While secretly investigating how the Hell they spied it!

Somebody must have leaked to peel the secrecy away

From MY brilliant plan to get recession underway!

I can’t believe ‘economists’ are already suspecting

The real motive behind ‘insane’ policies I’m selecting!

Only MY fellow oligarchs should have by now discerned

MY plan to destroy every dollar poor ‘people’ have earned

Through lost wages stock market crashes and sky high egg prices

To route cash straight up to the top to fund 1% vices!

‘Disaster Capitalism’ is the term they’re using

To describe the economy they suspect I’m abusing

Of course I’ll scream FAKE NEWS at all such stories that appear

To buy time needed to get MY plan totally in gear!

I might as well reveal MY plan since it’s now underway

Enough to prevent reversal attempts from holding sway

It is a simple three step plan we oligarchs apply

To make money flow up to fill our greedy slice of pie.

Step one is claiming tariffs are paid by lands we call foes

While hiding the fact they our own economies expose

To higher prices oligarchs like us can stick on to

The crap our factories make we thus charge more to sell to you!

Step two is cutting wages and eliminating jobs

So oligarchs pay less or not at all to fired slobs

Who still work or used to work in their factories so they

Keep growing profits low wages and firings relay!

Step three manipulates ‘market cycles’ we claim have been

Around forever hitting high stock values on the chin

We use them to crash markets through each new ‘cycle’ we train

On them and once they’ve crash we scoop up low cost stocks again!

So there you have it! Brilliant, no? Only a genius

Like ME could make so quickly such an economic mess

So profitable to so very few through acts made to seem

Insane to all not on oligarchy’s smart 1% team!

…OH! By the way there’s a related step that’s number four

Already in the open that we oligarchs adore

And that’s the major tax breaks we convince the 99 

Percent we need to trickle down what three steps first incline!

6 March 2025

‘Disaster Capitalism’: Critics ask if Trump is intentionally crashing the economy. https://flip.it/pLtwAC

Is Donald Trump Causing a Recession? Economists Are Increasingly Worried. https://flip.it/SHULgo