Bitcoins Are Shit Coins!

Bitcoins are shit coins! Who cares if their price is getting crushed?
MY and Melania’s ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** are the cryptos to trust!
OK, there’s been a bit of a hiccup along the way
To making our tremendous ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** those that will most pay
But any day real soon, OK?, our ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** will somehow
Get back to being worth a lot more than they are worth now!

Bitcoins are shit coins! So what if their value’s going down?

MY and Melania’s ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** will be the best around

After the crypto dust settles and every coin but ours

Has collapsed while ours in value soars straight to the stars!

Which they will do I’m telling you so buy while they’re still down

Temporarily in reduced value so profound!

Bitcoins are shit coins! If you own them sell them right away

Before their value drops to zero where it’s on its way

And put any funds you have left after you they did burn

Into MY and Melania’s ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** ‘ere they return

To sky high values they’ll be back to before heading higher

While all other coins in the crypto marketplace expire!

7 March 2025

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