Couldn’t Care Less

I got MYSELF elected making promises each day
That the cost of things like eggs would get cheap right away
Those promises of lowered costs put ME in the White House
Which was the only reason I did lower costs espouse.

Now that I’m in (again!!!!, can you believe it???) things have got
Much more expensive because I’m giving ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** the shot

The best word in the “dictionary” always did deserve

And refuse to the higher price of eggs ME from them swerve!

A ***!!!GOLDEN AGE!!!*** is what I promise MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** will see

Ushered in to members of the rich ***!!!OLIGARCHY!!!***

And if MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** also lower high egg prices too

That’s OK ‘though I couldn’t care less if they that don’t do!

Just two more days until MY ***LIBERATION DAY!!!*** arrives

When all see if MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** help the ***!!!OLIGARCY!!!*** thrive!

If it does that would be great, if not there’s other ways

MY ***!!!GENIUS!!!*** will surely find to MY ***!!!RICH!!!**  friends amaze!

So stand by for the ***!!!GOLDEN AGE!!!*** MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!** will soon bring

To you if you’re already ***!!!RICH!!!*** and are prepared to sing

MY praises but if you’re poor and egg prices don’t decline

Due to them I couldn’t care less as long as ***!!!WE!!!*** do fine!!!

31 March 2025

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