The Reason Why

OK, I did it, but so what? Why not? It’s just one thing

Among more things than anyone has ever done to bring

Democracy crashing down in a chaotic heap

There is no need to overthink it, nothing I do’s deep.

Every exec. order I sign’s designed to extract

Retribution from foes who ass-kiss loyalty lack

Or to make ME and MY billionaire friends more filthy rich

Then we were before I beat the crap out of that bitch.

Or to display the racist clay of which ME and MY kin

Except for Mary were built out of before birth set in

MY racism’s the reason why I brought that mountain back

To the White guy’s name it had before DEI’s attack.

That jigaboo Obama caved to dumb redskin demands

And renamed that mountain some dumb name that gained him fans

Only among the last few members of a dying tribe

Screw them! On MY first day I swept their “native” name aside!

I decreed for eternity that mountain would be called

McKinley as it was before Whites like ME were appalled

By a black allowing reds to a fine White name stop

Being what that mountain was called from bottom to top.

McKinley was a White Man like ME and like ME expanded

The Empire and imposed tariffs on those underhanded

Countries that through unfair trade tried to his nation screw

Like him I’ll show what tariffs on shit hole countries can do!

But though they say I’m “honoring” a great White man like ME

By restoring that mountain’s name to its White dignity

I never “honor” anyone but ME!!! The reason why

I did it was to stick it to a black’s red DEI!!!

2 February 2025

Trump Renames Denali to Mount McKinley in Honor of Ohio’s William McKinley. https://flip.it/hZ_Le5