Oh Well…I first said MY country would get without delay
Very rich once tariffs hit lands that don’t ME obey
Then I said “some pain” might come maybe but maybe not
And even if it did tariffs are more than worth a shot!
Now I say tariffs are “worth the price that must be paid”
To yet again backpedal claims I’ve initially made!
Then I said “some pain” might come maybe but maybe not
And even if it did tariffs are more than worth a shot!
Now I say tariffs are “worth the price that must be paid”
To yet again backpedal claims I’ve initially made!
Oh Well…so what if tariffs work or not? I’m still obsessed
With them because they prove I’m strong enough to have impressed
Them on smaller countries that are lots more weaker than
The mighty nation I control as dictator strongman
Just like the bully I was in school playgrounds long ago
They show I can hurt weaker kids because I can do so!
What’s that you say? The Dow just plunged 600 points today
Because MY promised trade war has now gotten underway?
I might have said there might be pain and maybe said there would
But never thought the pain could hurt rich guys like ME too good…
Oh Well…no way I’ll end MY trade war that proves I can do
Anything I want to so for now let stocks be blue.
What’s that I’m told? All cryptocurrencies like MINE are tanking
Along with the whole market when instead they should be thanking
ME for allowing investors to by the millions buy
Worthless meme coins with MY and MY whore’s face on them. Why
Would something I did then have such a negative impact
On something else I want to happen? Are things “linked” in fact?
Oh Well…even if things are “linked” the most important thing
At least for now is for this strongman to prove he can sting
Everyone weaker than ME including countries who
Can’t hurt ME no matter what I demand them to do
Screw them and other oligarchs for now, I’ll still get by
On small donations from conned cultists while trade wars I ply!
3 February 2024
Trump Admits Tariffs May Cause “Some Pain” As Groups Condemn Taxes On Canada and Mexico. https://flip.it/y8CXK5
Trump says potential pain caused by tariffs “worth the price that must be paid”. https://flip.it/2CJNn4
The Dow plunges 600 points because now Trump’s trade war is real. https://flip.it/VFO5Qx
Trump coin leads tumble in meme cryptocurrencies as tariffs rock global markets. https://flip.it/C7HrBp
Tariffs: Trump’s Train Jumps the Tracks. https://flip.it/EGNGxB
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