Healthy Investments

Once again MY toady Senate cowards I have forced 
To confirm a candidate of MY choice I endorsed
This time the one I will let run MY sovereign kingdom’s “health”
Because he helped ME win kingship through which I’ll gain more wealth.

So what if he’s an anti-vaccine conspiracy “nut”?
Who better to get “national health” past the “science” rut

“Medical research” has kept it in year after year?

Plus I know more than “doctors” so vaccines’ end none need fear.

What’s that you say? Some kind of “outbreak” in Texas is spreading

In areas where “under-vaccination” is abetting 

A “contagion “ of some “disease” called “measles”? So what???

I’ll send MY newly confirmed guy down there to kick its butt!

MY “health” guy I will command to end “measles” down there fast

By any means except vaccines which are a dumb half-assed

Stupid “scientific” thing woke “doctors” say to use

And he and “measles” best obey ME or I’ll both abuse!

And while MY guy’s in Texas making “measles” obey ME

I’ll keep punishing schools that with vaccine use still agree!

From them I’ll withhold federal funds forever if they dare

Require Covid shots when getting sick means freedom’s there.

And after MY orders have ended vaccines completely

Even if they’re then proved to be no conspiracy

More wealth after I end them will be in oligarchs’ reaches

If they like ME invested in bleach and light bulbs and leaches!!!

15 February 2025

Republicans Confirm Anti-Vax Conspiracy Theorist To Run Nation’s Health System. https://flip.it/yEeqw6

Measles outbreak in under-vaccinated Texas area doubles - again. https://flip.it/Ctz8X0

Trump orders end to federal funding for schools that require COVID vaccines. https://flip.it/I6EjJs