It’s only been three days, OK?, since they anointed ME
To be King of America for all eternity
So what if in that tiny time egg prices again rose?
I’ve been too busy trying to own Greenland’s ice and snows
To give a damn right now about MY “promise” to MY nation
About lowering eggs costs after MY inauguration!
Right now I have no time to deal with egg costs staying high
Billionaire friends await tax cuts they payed ME to supply
And I must invade Panama MY Empire to expand
But I promise someday I’ll have a concept of a plan
That once that canal’s MINE again and Canada’s a state
And tons of new orders I’ve signed will make egg prices great!
It will that is unless another country I decide
Must first too be included in the Empire I’ll provide
To family members who will reign in MY name faithfully
If I decide to step down in a century or three
Which gives ME lots of time for concepts to make eggs obey
ME when I tell them what to be so GIVE ME TIME, OK???
24 January 2024
Well, Well, Well: Trump Can’t Lower Egg Prices After All. https://flip.it/A5Yek8
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