There’s really not much news today about which one can rhyme
The same stories seem stuck on repeat every single time
So let’s talk about Lindsey Graham because there’s none else who
Flip flops so consistently than he always does do.
The same stories seem stuck on repeat every single time
So let’s talk about Lindsey Graham because there’s none else who
Flip flops so consistently than he always does do.
On every issue Graham first says one thing and then the other
Which is why he’s now treating Kash Patel like a brother
Whereas he once said we need a good FBI pick
He now supports A-Hole’s selection of a total dick.
Graham’s flip flop pattern is so set it always is a snap
To know exactly what he’ll do and what that is is crap
Designed to kiss A-Hole’s behind by doing what he thinks
Dear Leader would demand him do so to flip flopping sinks.
Please excuse lack of enthusiasm in this poem
But on such a so far slow news day this poet’s not prone
To get very excited when all news stories inspected
Resulted in a flip flop fruitcake as the theme selected.
16 December 2024
Senator Suck Up a.k.a. Lindsey Graham Flip Flops on Patel and FBI. https://flip.it/xJNPMc
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