Qualification’s Equation

Herschel Walker earned a Bachelors’ degree today!

After 62 years he has finally found a way

To graduate from college and so he deserves to be

Congratulated and in that all heartily agree

But beyond deserved applause for him one tiny doubt

Occurs to those worried that A-Hole can him now more tout.

A-Hole’s already named someone to head his Education 

Department but that was before Herschel altered the equation

With his Bachelor’s degree which surely qualifies him

As much or more than other clowns in the clown car residin’

Within A-Hole’s selected cabinet of lightweights who

Aren’t half as qualified as the B.A. that Herschel’s due.

So if you wondered why Herschel had not yet been appointed

Along with Oz, Kennedy-lite, and other fools anointed

To serve the most inept corrupt President ever seen

As members of his cabinet where loyal reigns supreme

Then wonder no more, the Bachelor’s degree Herschel earned

Qualifies him for Ed. Czar once the first guy gets spurned!

13 December 2024

Way to go, Herschel Walker. https://flip.it/viwP_x