Hardly Shocking

I am not shocked, not shocked I tell you, A-Hole lied again
This time about the price of eggs on which we could depend
On him bringing them way back down to cheap again if we
Cast our votes for him to win and rule tyrannically
Which just enough lied to fools did but now the tub of lard

They elected admits cutting food costs is “too hard”.

I am not shocked, not shocked I tell you, A-Hole lied to all

Who once believed his lies about his southern border wall

That Mexico would pay for which his first run helped him ply

To victory by lying so why not egg costs too high

That he’d immediately lower once voted back in

Which voters did but now “too hard” to do they hear from him.

If you’re now shocked, shocked you tell me, by yet another lie

Being walked back rapidly by your lie-telling guy

From whose pig lips just lies alone are all he’s spewed for years

Then I’m not shocked, not shocked to find your thinking’s in arrears

Of what people with working brains were able to discern

Because as lie believers it’s not shocking you can’t learn.

And so be shocked, shocked to discover your guy lied again

This time about the price of eggs he’d quickly apprehend

And wrestle back to super cheap after you cast your vote

For he from who you buy all lies so far from truth remote

And so all you shocked voters who did as your liar begged

Will soon find it’s “too hard” to clean faces lies so well-egged.

I’m also not shocked, not shocked I tell you, to also see

A-Hole’s promise about no wars walked as rapidly

Back by him as his lie’s spin about lower egg prices

Because lying is always the first of his go-to vices

He applies to promise things that get himself elected

After which it’s hardly shocking each thing gets ejected.

So don’t be shocked when costs stay high and wars are on the way

After January 20 from the con who’ll stay

In power as long as he can (how many years as yet

He’ll try to stay we don’t know but more than four’s a safe bet)

Only be shocked, shocked to find you’re so easy to dupe

By lies that ever lower into deep corruption stoop.

14 December 2024

Trump lied about food prices. Now he says it’s “too hard” to bring down costs. https://flip.it/OAfPb2

Trump promised no wars and lower prices. Now he’s walking that back. https://flip.it/tk82eZ