Keep Fighting!

Hooray! A-Hole had a bad week which must have made him glum
Especially by being mocked because the other scum
Involved in the budget fiasco came in way ahead
Of him in the race to see whose power they’d most dread
In the House which couldn’t get it’s act together well
Because Elon Musk threatened to primary them to Hell.

When to the party A-Hole finally came his one demand

About debt ceilings got itself rejected out of hand

And so he got not one thing out of the fiasco he

And Elon Musk caused which must have pissed him off royally

And so he attacked Panama after looking around

Because hurt bullies look for weaker kids to push around.

After three poems about their shaky bromance gone astray

Today’s poem notes how one of the two bullies in the fray

Who gained nothing but being mocked in the catastrophe

Chose to lick his wounded ego through rage angrily

Focused on a small weak country with a big canal

Because he's been humiliated by his bromance pal.

Hopefully the bromance breakup someday fades away

Because if it does not these poems won’t have too much to say

About any other headline in the daily news

But hid behind the breakup’s a theme each poem now pursues

Which is no matter who wins any ego-bruising fight

Behind each MAGA fight lies hope things will turn out alright.

22 December 2024

Trump Has a Bad Week as Losses Pile Up. https://flip.it/tsF87s

“Lie to sell his story”: Critics outraged after Trump reveals plans to ‘invade Panama’. https://flip.it/sYYnAB