Chances Are

The only things A-Hole cares about are two things alone:

#1: his fragile ego to which fears are prone

And #2 the stock market he uses to assess

His success in not causing an economic mess

And because he does not understand what tariffs can do

Both of the two things he cares about chances are he’ll screw.

Historically the stock market and tariffs do not get

Along too well and so it’s more than just an informed bet

It won’t stay headed up once A-Hole’s tariffs have descended

On every stock within it that on Chinese parts depended

Or on Canadian or Mexican factories that make

Products that Americans tend to for granted take.

A-Hole always claims he’s the world’s smartest business man

Although six bankruptcies tend to kick that claim in the can

He also claims that “tariff” is the best word to be found

In the dictionary so if stocks run hard aground

Once he imposes them who will he on their crash then blame

To stop his fragile ego from too going down in flame?

25 December 2024

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