New Record Underway

The biggest liar in the world will get a second chance

To beat his former record in the lies told tally dance

Once again for four long years each time his pig lips squeal

Yet another lie or two or three they will reveal

The former record of his lies was north of 30K

So we’ll see if he can this time blow that record away.

The biggest liar in the world can’t tell truth from a lie

Because all he says he believes is how things really fly

And so within his limited brain all things are the way

He thinks they should be so they must be h just as he does say

And that is why the lie tally his second time around

Should blow away that 30K his lies formally found.

The biggest liar in the world as the world’s biggest liar

Will only be when he’s finally dead forced to lies retire

But until then (in 200 more years? Who knows - great genes

Reported by his doctor quack may be just as it seems

They are given his Big Mac Diet Coke and Adderall

Diet hasn’t killed him yet) lies from pig lips will fall.

The biggest liar in the world this time could many more

Lies than last time add to beat his former lie count score

By who knows just how many yet, we'll have to wait and see

How many more in four year’s score will his new record be

Although this time it may well be hundreds of thousands more

Because his cabinet’s lies he’ll also take credit for.

27 November 2024

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