Grifting Scumbag

Gifting scumbag A-Hole has been at it once again
Shilling shoddy goods to fools on whom he can depend
To pay ridiculous amounts for knock-off crap that he
Would not be caught dead with within his palace by the sea
Although given the gaudy golden toilet fixtures where
He spends time when not wearing diapers crap’s already there.

Grifting scumbag A-Hole’s brand new knock-off guitar plan

Is sucking life savings from cultists quickly as it can

Whoever came up with his guitar scam did so because

Taylor Swift plays guitars and hate for her at him gnaws

And so at shilling cheap guitars they told him to persist

Which he did until ordered to first cease and then desist.

Gifting scumbag A-Hole better sell his guitars quick

Before the cease and desist order on them’s made to stick

By the iconic guitar maker Gibson who will use

Their legal team to make him scream about scammed bucks he’ll lose

But until then he’ll claim the newest crap close to his heart

Is knock-off guitars fools will soon be finding fall apart.

28 November 2024

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