Bromance Dance

The A-Hole* bromance with E. Musk so publicly displayed

Has now taken a turn that may well leave Elon dismayed
He’s been selected to co-chair a new department that
Is tasked with cutting Government workforce numbers way back
To somewhere around zero to achieve efficiency
Although two chairs to run it starts it inefficiently.

It became quite apparent during the A-Hole campaign

That both guys in the bromance shared mass egos much the same

Each demands spotlights shining on them both night and day

And can’t stand it when that light from them is aiming away

Now with one bro elected who to be upstaged can’t stand

The other’s been selected to receive less light than planned.

Musk’s co-chair selection seems impressive but it’s not

The central role he thought he’d get bought by the dough he’s got

Just how he gets along with his co-chair we’ve yet to see

But racism aside he won’t much like his role to be

Serving as co-underling while his former bromance

Pal eclipses him in their shared need for spotlight dance.

Dem pundits are predicting Musk will be the first to quit

A-hole’s cabinet of clowns and though some hissy fit

About losing may somewhat back the predictions they’re making

There’s also insight into egos that predict Musk taking

Early leave from his co-role as second fiddle to

His former bromance buddy whose own ego his did screw.

We’ll have to wait to see what happens next to the bromance

That briefly made two raging egos share one campaign dance

But it seems pretty certain Musk won’t have ability

To be content as second fiddle so quite probably

He will get pissed the spotlight A-Hole’s aimed from him away

And quit the co-chair fit the shit selected him to play.

* The term used for he who will never again be named in these poems.

13 November 2024

First signs of backlash? Trump sidelines Musk at toothless commission. https://flip.it/b0jxXf

Elon Musk suffered a humiliating demotion by Donald Trump. https://flip.it/KOojLm