New Old Theme

“Wind is Bullshit!!!” So says Trump and he really should know
Because he’s full of hot air he at rally crowds does blow
And also full of bullshit he dumps on those crowds through lies
Believed by those who haven’t left and don’t believe their eyes
When he claims every seat is filled at rally after rally
While empty blocks of seats belie his total full house tally.

“Wind is Bullshit!!!” So says Trump who does not have one clue

How windmills linked to batteries ensure power comes through

On those days when the only wind that’s heard blowing around

Is hot air wafting bullshit smells where empty seats abound

To MAGAs still remaining who applaud the lying twit

For being brave enough to swear with his “Wind is Bullshit!!!”.

For someone with no rally themes except immigrant hate

Racism and misogyny and robbed election fate

I guess his “Wind is Bullshit!!!” excites rally crowds because

It’s new to his old lie stew so their laughter and applause

Convince him that the anti-windmill obsession he’s had

Since Scotland (where they hate him) as his new old theme ain’t bad.

11 October 2024

“The Wind Is Bulls**t!” Trump’s Weird New Ramble Has To Be Heard To Be Believed. https://flip.it/8IxQM-