Why Speculate?

Neither Dems nor Republicans have in all history
Ever chose a candidate so full of crudity
More obviously vile than the Uncle Tom jerk who
MAGAs in North Carolina nominated to
Run for Governor but about whom they’re now forlorn
Due to breaking news about past love he had for porn.

Mark Robinson is as extreme as a MAGA can be

In his hatred for anyone who’s LGBQT

And his anti-abortion stance (‘though that stance he diluted

By admitting abortion in his wife had intruded

With his permission…But Hey! This is now and that was then

He’s never let his wife abort another kid again!)

Robinson’s Black Nazi trans porn love MAGA’s so worried

Dear Leader himself down to North Carolina has scurried

To control the damage news reports have brought about

But what Trump did when he got there leaves little room for doubt

That even he can’t find a way to save Black Nazi guy

Because in MAGA roll calls he gave porn guy’s name a bye.

Trump once called Robinson Martin Luther King on steroids

And even after the porn thing he’s not enough annoyed

To withdraw his endorsement for the crude trans porn scum

Despite advisors telling him it really must be done

So although Trump did not include Mark’s name in the roll call

Of NC MAGAs he respects he’ll stick with him through Fall.

One wonders about Trump’s proclivities on the porn front

Given how Ivanka when much younger got the brunt

Of his prurient interest - could porn be the reason why

He won’t give up his endorsement of Black Nazi trans guy?

But Hey, why speculate about love both may share for porn?

Without North Carolina Trump’s win chance grows more forlorn.

22 September 2024

N.C. governor’s race: Fallout for Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson as pressure mounts for Republicans. https://flip.it/Y.Oqe6

Trump tries to steady his footing in North Carolina. https://flip.it/scWfjE